Posted by
Kari Berele on Monday, September 08, 2008 11:16:56 PM
Foot “in” Mouth Disease is a highly contagious, and sometimes fatal, illness affecting liberals. Symptoms include retreating from ideals, retracting comments, rethinking attack strategy, disassociations, and in some cases, complete annihilation (Keith Olberman and Chris Matthews).
The disease reached pandemic proportions during the MTV awards hosted by Russell Brand whose international diatribe against Bush and Palin had the same antagonistic effects of a stranger insulting my mother.
Liberals simply can’t help themselves. The ever increasing foot-in-mouth plague will continue its march through the liberal media, the left-wing blogs, and the Democratic candidates, thus enabling the Republicans to stride stealthily over the casualties on their way to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
The only remedy seems to be a dose of common sense and lessons in old fashioned values. Visit your local Gun and Bible Clinger Clinic in rural America. (Services currently not provided by the federal government.)